Why the fuck is brown rice so hard to make?

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Why the fuck is brown rice so hard to make?

Postby Cassius Clay » Mon Jan 18, 2016 2:59 am

I've been cooking this brown rice for almost an hour and there seems to be barely any progress.
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Re: Why the fuck is brown rice so hard to make?   Reply #1

Postby CashRules » Mon Jan 18, 2016 3:04 am

Why are you cooking poultry feed? You're supposed to feed it to the chickens and eat the chickens.
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Re: Why the fuck is brown rice so hard to make?   Reply #2

Postby Cassius Clay » Mon Jan 18, 2016 3:08 am

It's for my girlfriend. [none]
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Re: Why the fuck is brown rice so hard to make?   Reply #3

Postby CashRules » Mon Jan 18, 2016 3:09 am

Hmm, kinky.
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Re: Why the fuck is brown rice so hard to make?   Reply #4

Postby Cassius Clay » Mon Jan 18, 2016 3:24 am

She's being annoying now, so I am actually going to eat her. No, there's no double meaning there....I'm literally going to eat her.
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Re: Why the fuck is brown rice so hard to make?   Reply #5

Postby CashRules » Mon Jan 18, 2016 3:28 am

Stuff her with brown rice first and give her time to digest it.
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Re: Why the fuck is brown rice so hard to make?   Reply #6

Postby Cassius Clay » Mon Jan 18, 2016 3:58 am

I tried to give her some, but she didn't like it. My cooking is terrible.
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Re: Why the fuck is brown rice so hard to make?   Reply #7

Postby Unvoiced_Apollo » Tue Jan 19, 2016 1:56 pm

The answer is essentially because of the outer coating of the brown rice. This is what causes longer cooking times.

But I find cooking it easy enough:

1. Place the approriate amount of rice & water in rice cooker
2. Start said rice cooker.
3. Wait for rice cooker to finish.

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Re: Why the fuck is brown rice so hard to make?   Reply #8

Postby Gypsy-Vanner » Tue Jan 19, 2016 6:35 pm

Frying brown rice in butter for 5 mins or so helps break down the outer shell so the boiling process will be quicker. if its not quick rice it will take 2-3 hours to fully cook after frying.
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Re: Why the fuck is brown rice so hard to make?   Reply #9

Postby BruceSmith78 » Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:18 am

By those bags that say Uncle Ben's brown rice on them, put them in the microwave for 90 seconds, and you've got brown rice, bitch.

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Re: Why the fuck is brown rice so hard to make?   Reply #10

Postby Anakin McFly » Mon Sep 17, 2018 7:23 am

Has the rice finished cooking yet?


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